Article 67W5G Hospital Tells Woman It Can Schedule CPR Appointment In 6 Weeks

Hospital Tells Woman It Can Schedule CPR Appointment In 6 Weeks

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COLUMBUS, OH-Informing her the facility was currently operating beyond capacity and experiencing delays, staff at Columbus Memorial Hospital told a woman suffering cardiac arrest that they could schedule an appointment for her to undergo CPR in six weeks. If you could just stay home and try to avoid any strenuous...

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