Article 67X9C Debt-Ridden 4th-Grader Shouldn’t Have Recklessly Invested In Lunch

Debt-Ridden 4th-Grader Shouldn’t Have Recklessly Invested In Lunch

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SAN ANTONIO-Saying a series of fiscally irresponsible decisions had led to the local 10-year-old's present insolvency, top financial analysts stated Tuesday that debt-ridden fourth-grader Daniel Brown should have stopped himself from recklessly investing in so many school lunches. Instead of asking whether it was...

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