Article 685CQ Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries Longtime Hallucination Of Sexy Space Babe

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Marries Longtime Hallucination Of Sexy Space Babe

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LOS ANGELES-In a small, private ceremony held in the most severely atrophied reaches of his mind, Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin celebrated his 93rd birthday last week by marrying his longtime hallucination of a sexy space babe. The first time I laid eyes on her she was posing all sexy in a space bikini right...

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