Article 68DJB ‘I Finally Made The Switch From Coffee,’ Says Man Holding Gun To His Head To Get Adrenaline Rush

‘I Finally Made The Switch From Coffee,’ Says Man Holding Gun To His Head To Get Adrenaline Rush

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BALTIMORE-Boasting that he had finally kicked caffeine and found a new way of perking up in the morning, local man Paul Randolph was overheard Wednesday saying I finally made the switch from coffee" as he held a loaded gun to his head to get an adrenaline rush. It still gives you a good rush without making you feel...

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