Article 68KVM Sponsored: 18 More Days Until You’re Struck And Killed By Kia Sorento

Sponsored: 18 More Days Until You’re Struck And Killed By Kia Sorento

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CHICAGO-In a hit-and-run expected to leave your loved ones devastated, a new report released this week found that there were only 18 days left until you would be struck and killed by the all-new 2023 Kia Sorento. The countdown to oblivion has begun, starting at only 2.9% APR," read the report, which noted that the...

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