Article 68MC3 AMC Now Basing Ticket Prices On Proximity To Guy Masturbating In Dark

AMC Now Basing Ticket Prices On Proximity To Guy Masturbating In Dark

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LEAWOOD, KS-In a rollout of what the theater chain has dubbed experience-based pricing," AMC announced Tuesday that they were now basing ticket prices on proximity to a guy masturbating in the dark. Starting Feb. 10, the cost of tickets will depend entirely on how close customers sit to a middle-aged man who is...

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