Article 68SSF Kevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’

Kevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’

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GLENDALE, AZ-In response to the opening kickoff at Super Bowl LVII, sports broadcaster Kevin Burkhardt announced Sunday that The men, they begin their brutal clash, and we-we cheer their broken bodies." Titans of the human form here collide into one another, shattering their bones and rending their muscles asunder,...

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