Article 68TR3 Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib

Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib

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LENEXA, KS-Growing increasingly suspicious as it dawned on him that he was under surveillance, local baby Elijah Epps was reportedly paranoid Monday after discovering his parents bugged his crib. Wait, no, it...it can't be... are Mama and Dada listening in on me?" said Epps, piecing together that the monitoring device...

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