‘Layoffs A-Comin’,’ Whispers Wizened Office Sage Staring Out Over Horizon
by from on (#691FA)
OMAHA, NE-Noticing a shift in the winds and a rustling of leaves off in the distance, wizened office sage Frank Cahill whispered Layoffs a-comin'" Monday as he stared out over the horizon. Looks like diminishing head counts are coming in fast from headquarters in the East," said Cahill, pointing to a herd of sales...