Article 692DV God Admits He’s A Little Flattered When Someone Kills In His Name

God Admits He’s A Little Flattered When Someone Kills In His Name

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HEAVEN-Saying He guessed His love language was just acts of service, the Lord God, He Who Commanded Light To Shine From The Darkness, admitted Tuesday that He is still a little flattered when someone kills in His name. Yeah, I know, I know-people shouldn't do it, but I can't help but feel a bit touched when...

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