Article 698V3 Biden Announces Nation Can Stay Up Till 9:30 Tonight

Biden Announces Nation Can Stay Up Till 9:30 Tonight

by
from The Onion on (#698V3)
8c55f4729fbce72f0b4f9ed095bfcf07.jpg

WASHINGTON-Sighing as he gave in to the demands of all 330 million Americans, President Joe Biden announced Monday that the nation could stay up until 9:30 p.m. just this once. But then it's straight off to bed, no complaining," said the commander in chief, informing the U.S. populace that, should they choose to stay...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments