U.S. Government Coyly Denies Involvement In Anything Naughty
by from on (#69HQ8)
WASHINGTON-Flirtatiously winking and calling the assembled reporters a bunch of silly gooses," the U.S. government coyly denied in a press conference Tuesday that it was involved with anything naughty. Who, us? We would never, ever! The American government is way too sweet and innocent to go around playing dirty...