Article 69J5D Jimmy Carter Beginning To Worry That He Will Never Die

Jimmy Carter Beginning To Worry That He Will Never Die

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PLAINS, GA-Alarmed that he might live indefinitely, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly began to worry Tuesday that he might never die. How much longer will I keep going on like this-another decade? Two?" said Carter, staring at his wrinkled, aging face in the mirror and wondering aloud how he could possibly...

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