Article 69R9J Report: Being Held Closely By Person Who Loves You Probably Not Even That Great

Report: Being Held Closely By Person Who Loves You Probably Not Even That Great

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CHICAGO-Suggesting that there was no specific reason for pursuing such a goal, a report released Monday confirmed that being held closely by the person who loves you probably isn't even that great. In all likelihood, there is nothing particularly novel or enviable about feeling the arm of a lover wrapping...

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