Man Checks Mirror Before Date To Confirm Consciousness Still Inhabiting Corporeal Form
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ATHENS, GA-Nervously inspecting himself to ensure he was indeed made manifest in the flesh, local man Rod Sutherland, 27, checked the mirror before heading out on a date Tuesday to confirm his consciousness was still inhabiting a corporeal form. Just so I don't make a bad first impression, I really ought to...