Article 69XRX Federal Reserve Assures Venture Capitalists That They’re Very Smart And Important

Federal Reserve Assures Venture Capitalists That They’re Very Smart And Important

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WASHINGTON-In the wake of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and subsequent government bailout of its depositors, the Federal Reserve took steps Friday to assure venture capitalists that they're very smart and important. You are just the absolute most intelligent and creative bunch of guys and gals-and cute as...

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