Article 69XXR Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid

Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid

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MILFORD, CT-With new genetic evidence tying Covid-19 to animals sold at a wet market in Wuhan, China, Subway CEO John Chidsey confirmed Friday that he had just assumed this whole time that the virus originated with the restaurant chain's Cold Cut Combo. I wasn't going to say anything, but I was 99% sure Covid-19 made...

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