Article 69ZQP Nation’s Mothers Announce Plans To Show You Their Spider Veins

Nation’s Mothers Announce Plans To Show You Their Spider Veins

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WASHINGTON-Emphasizing that blood vessels were huge, hideous, and were ruining their legs, the nation's mothers collectively announced plans Thursday to show you their spider veins. My god, take a look at these big, disgusting things, they run all up and down-have you ever seen something more disgusting in your...

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