Article 69ZTX Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth

Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth

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STOCKTON, CA-Demonstrating a direct correlation between the two phenomena, local man Campbell Rymski's reported use of the word babe' increased exponentially Monday as his girlfriend closed in on the truth. Babe, please. Babe, it's not what it looks like," said Rymski, his use of the term escalating dramatically as...

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