Article 6A4PT More Ethical Mouse Trap Convicts Rodents Of Capital Offense Before Sending Them To Electric Chair

More Ethical Mouse Trap Convicts Rodents Of Capital Offense Before Sending Them To Electric Chair

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LANCASTER, PA-Touting its latest product as the most morally upright way to keep a home free of vermin, pest-control company Victor announced Friday it had released a more ethical mouse trap that convicts rodents of a capital offense before sending them to the electric chair. In an effort not to infringe upon the...

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