Article 6A74R Man Intending To Just Take Quick Half-Hour Nap Accidentally Dies In His Sleep

Man Intending To Just Take Quick Half-Hour Nap Accidentally Dies In His Sleep

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MINNEAPOLIS-Feeling annoyed after completely overshooting his time limit for some brief shut-eye, local man Devon Roberts, who reportedly intended to take a quick, half-hour nap Monday, accidentally died in his sleep. Damn it, when I started my nap it was still light out, and now all I see is infinite blackness,"...

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