Article 6AAZP Blackout Drunk Man Desperately Searches For Toilet To Fall Asleep On

Blackout Drunk Man Desperately Searches For Toilet To Fall Asleep On

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PITTSBURGH-Grasping at the walls for balance as he made his way to a public restroom, local blackout drunk man Charlie Hull was desperately searching Thursday for a toilet to fall asleep on, according to sources familiar with the situation. Get outta my way! I need to find an empty stall where I can sit down on the...

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