New York Local Counsels Friend On How To Masturbate On Subway Without Looking Like Tourist
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NEW YORK-Drawing from almost three decades of experience of jerking off in the city, local New Yorker James Greene was reportedly counseling friend Troy Balaz Thursday on how to masturbate on the subway without looking like a tourist. Don't use two hands or you'll look like a doofus," said Greene, who told Balaz that...