Article 6AP3C Uncle’s Dating Advice Sex Crime

Uncle’s Dating Advice Sex Crime

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JEFFERSON CITY, MO-Pulling aside his nephew and providing him with completely unsolicited guidance, local uncle Mitch Fulton, 55, reportedly offered dating advice Tuesday that qualified as a sex crime. He asked me if I wanted a sip of his beer and then told me, You know, buddy, if you ever want to get the girls,...

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