Article 6AW75 Woman Finally Forgives Self For Eating Entire Donut All Those Years Ago

Woman Finally Forgives Self For Eating Entire Donut All Those Years Ago

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REDMOND, WA-In an effort to let the past be the past, local woman Cassie Keene told reporters Monday that she had finally forgiven herself for eating an entire donut all those years ago. I'll always be haunted by those 300 calories, but it's time to move on," said Keene, who spoke in a quiet, calm voice as she stared...

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