Article 6B7SV Panicked Mel Kiper Realizes He Left NFL Draft Big Board In Uber

Panicked Mel Kiper Realizes He Left NFL Draft Big Board In Uber

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Overcome by anxiety after his frantic search turned up nothing, ESPN analyst Mel Kiper Jr. reportedly panicked Thursday after realizing he left his NFL Draft big board in an Uber. Shit, shit, shit, I knew I shouldn't have set it down on the seat beside me," said Kiper, trying to piece together another...

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