Article 6BEBK Man Always Makes Sure Last Thing He Says To Parents ‘I Fucking Hate You’ Just In Case They Die

Man Always Makes Sure Last Thing He Says To Parents ‘I Fucking Hate You’ Just In Case They Die

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FRANKENMUTH, MI-Clarifying that you could never be too careful in this crazy, unpredictable world, local man Patrick Garland told reporters Thursday he always made sure the last thing he said to his parents was I fucking hate you" just in case they died. You never know what's going to happen, so I always tell them...

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