Error'd: Absolutely Execrable

With your weekly dose of snark, and just one execrable pun, here follows Error'd:

A reader who asked to remainVery Anonymous sent us this suicide note for his reputation."Somehow, lyrics.com could get the right photo (fromWikipedia, it seems) of the country singer StonewallJackson, but ended up with the Confederate general's bio.PS: Please don't ask or judge me as to why I was looking for the lyrics toJesus Took The Outlaw Out Of Me." I'm sure we really don't want to know.

Philip blew up our inbox with anunusual weather forecast, explaining"When I checked windy.com if I could bring my kite, Iwas a little bit surprised about the animations. Andthen also about the wind speed. Still not sure if it'ssafe to bring a kite."

Ambitious Sim is thinking hard about relocation."Job market's pretty hot in {:countryName} right now," he muses. Sim, the job market in {:countryName} is always hot!

Penultimate Kate quietly kvetched.

Finally, an anonymous monoglot muttered "Not to be a gnashgab but what sort of fustilariansaddle-goose programmer thought that new patients forthis medical portal might be speaking ye olde English at home?"I don't know, but my doctor always asks about mylast vowel movement.

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