Man Secretly Watches Own Funeral From Inside Coffin After Faking Death
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BELLINGHAM, WA-Relief spreading through him as he achieved what he had long considered the perfect crime, local man Dylan Gerber secretly watched his own funeral Friday from inside his coffin after faking his own death. Little do these fools know, I'll be six feet underground long before they realize I'm not dead,"...