Article 6BS2E Precocious Goldman Sachs Hire Destroys 1,000 People’s Livelihoods On First Day

Precocious Goldman Sachs Hire Destroys 1,000 People’s Livelihoods On First Day

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NEW YORK-Noting that the kid" had some serious chops" to have already done so much damage, executives confirmed Wednesday that a precocious new Goldman Sachs hire had destroyed 1,000 people's livelihoods on his first day. You know, I wasn't sure about him when we first hired him, but based on the sheer amount of...

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