Article 6BSK6 Man Who Didn’t Pull Out Rushes To CVS To Also Impregnate Pharmacist

Man Who Didn’t Pull Out Rushes To CVS To Also Impregnate Pharmacist

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CHICAGO-In a full-blown panic just moments after realizing he had ejaculated inside of his girlfriend, local man Braden Twigg reportedly rushed to CVS Thursday to also impregnate the pharmacist. Don't worry, I'm running out to the store right now," said Twigg, assuring his partner he would be right back as he...

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