Article 6C11N Historians Uncover New Evidence That Jesus Made Annoying Smacking Sound After Every Sip Of Wine

Historians Uncover New Evidence That Jesus Made Annoying Smacking Sound After Every Sip Of Wine

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JERUSALEM-Shedding new light on the religious leader's personal life, historians announced the discovery of new evidence Friday that suggests Jesus Christ made an annoying smacking sound after every sip of wine. We've recovered a portion of a previously unexamined ancient text that details Jesus of Nazareth blessing...

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