Article 6C5ER Bird Would Give Up Flying In Heartbeat For One Ride On Lime Scooter

Bird Would Give Up Flying In Heartbeat For One Ride On Lime Scooter

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DETROIT-Gazing down with envy at the docking station as it fantasized about how much greater life could be, a local sparrow confirmed Monday it would give up flying in a heartbeat for one ride on a Lime scooter. Don't get me wrong, flight's fine, but zipping around town on one of those things would be awesome," said...

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