Article 6C5FA College Valedictorian Thought Offers To Be Professional Valedictorian Would Come Rolling In After Graduation

College Valedictorian Thought Offers To Be Professional Valedictorian Would Come Rolling In After Graduation

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MUNCIE, IN-Beginning to regret his decision to pursue that particular field, Ball State University valedictorian Zach Arizmendi told reporters Monday that he thought offers to be a professional valedictorian would come rolling in after graduation. Considering how many people heard me speak, I thought some companies...

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