Article 6C6G1 New Pixar Short Features ‘Up’ Widower Finally Ready To Fuck Everything In Sight

New Pixar Short Features ‘Up’ Widower Finally Ready To Fuck Everything In Sight

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EMERYVILLE, CA-Announcing that the beloved widower from Up would return to screens this weekend, Pixar Animation Studios confirmed Tuesday that its newest short film featured Carl Fredricksen finally ready to fuck everything in sight. Fans flocking to movie theaters to see Elemental this weekend will also be treated...

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