Article 6CKEG Texas Governor Adds Backup Prayer System To State Electricity Grid

Texas Governor Adds Backup Prayer System To State Electricity Grid

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AUSTIN, TX-Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. To prevent the deadly outages we've experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will kick in to supply...

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