Article 6CVKH Chuck Schumer Calls On FDA To Investigate 72-Hour Erection He Got From Prime Energy Drink

Chuck Schumer Calls On FDA To Investigate 72-Hour Erection He Got From Prime Energy Drink

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WASHINGTON-Calling the influencer-backed beverage a serious public health concern, a visibly erect Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) called on the FDA Monday to investigate the 72-hour erection he had experienced as a result of drinking Logan Paul's Prime energy drink. Buyers and parents need to understand the risks involved...

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