Article 6D3G4 Hellmann’s Introduces New Line Of Mayonnaises To Match Every Skin Tone

Hellmann’s Introduces New Line Of Mayonnaises To Match Every Skin Tone

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ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ-In an effort to make the historically white sandwich spread more inclusive, Hellmann's introduced a new line of mayonnaises Wednesday that has been designed to match every skin tone. If you eat a big sloppy sandwich for lunch and wind up with huge globs of mayo on your face, you deserve to have...

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