Article 6D8MN Man Who Did Not Immediately Strangle Newborn Deemed Natural Father

Man Who Did Not Immediately Strangle Newborn Deemed Natural Father

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REDMOND, WA-Noting that he already seemed to have such a knack with children and babies, local man Thomas Wellington was deemed a natural father Tuesday after he did not immediately strangle his newborn. It's amazing, right off the bat, he just knew how to be a dad," said friend Layla Newton while fawning over the...

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