Article 6DB55 Elderly Senators Amused To Discover Their Strokes Syncing Up

Elderly Senators Amused To Discover Their Strokes Syncing Up

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WASHINGTON-Discovering the phenomenon as they all received emergency medical attention at the same time, several elderly senators reportedly found it amusing Thursday that their strokes seemed to be syncing up. I've heard of this happening, but I honestly thought it was a myth," a distant, glassy-eyed Mitch McConnell...

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