Congress Allocates $55 Billion In Infrastructure Funding To Fill Holes Angry Boyfriend Punched In Nation
by from on (#6DBQR)
WASHINGTON-Recognizing the need for funds to repair numerous damages after a night of drinking, Congress passed a $55 billion infrastructure bill Friday to fill the holes their angry boyfriend punched in the nation. We're enacting this legislation to patch up the thousands of miles of roads and bridges our boyfriend...