Stepdad Claims Watching Raccoons Fight By Dumpster Better Than Any Zoo
CHICAGO-Noting there's no price to admission, local stepdad Dale Tatum claimed Wednesday that watching raccoons fight by the dumpster was better than any zoo. Look at those little furry shits go at it! Won't get that at a damn zoo," said Tatum, chugging beer while explaining that he couldn't get as good of a buzz at...