Article 6DV4V New Florida School Curriculum Requires Students To Keep Eyes Shut Tight All Day Until Safe At Home

New Florida School Curriculum Requires Students To Keep Eyes Shut Tight All Day Until Safe At Home

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TALLAHASSEE-Calling the move critical" for the wellbeing of the state's children, Florida unveiled a new school curriculum Monday that would require students to keep their eyes shut all day until they were safe at home. Starting today, all 2.8 million students in Florida will be required to keep their eyes closed...

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