U.S. Sad Sack General Announces He’ll Be In His Room, Not That Anyone Cares
WASHINGTON-Looking down at his feet while addressing the nation, the U.S. Sad Sack General made a rare public appearance Monday to announce that he'll be in his room, not that anyone cares. Yeah, so, that's where I'll be-not that anyone ever tries to find me," said Joe Davis, the sighing government official in charge...