Article 6E3C2 Nation’s Older Sister’s Friends Announce Plan To Split Single Cigarette Among 9 Of Them

Nation’s Older Sister’s Friends Announce Plan To Split Single Cigarette Among 9 Of Them

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WHEATON, IL-Adjusting their white eyeliner and iridescent lip gloss before approaching the podium, the nation's older sister's friends officially unveiled plans Wednesday to split a single cigarette among nine of them. We're going to sneak out after dark and meet in the bushes to smoke it," said teenage sister Tiff...

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