Article 6E4NH Nation’s Liberals Anxiously Waiting With Unzipped Pants To Jerk Off To Trump Mug Shot

Nation’s Liberals Anxiously Waiting With Unzipped Pants To Jerk Off To Trump Mug Shot

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ATLANTA-Hopping from foot to foot in front of their laptop and phone screens in fevered anticipation of the former president's photo, the nation's liberals reportedly anxiously waited with unzipped pants Thursday for the moment they could finally jerk off to Donald Trump's mug shot. Oh Christ, come on already,...

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