Article 6E4S8 University Health Center Offers Students Free Roofies

University Health Center Offers Students Free Roofies

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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA-In an effort to educate students about sex and provide them with the correct tools, the University of Virginia confirmed Thursday that its campus health center had begun offering students free roofies. As a university, we feel it's our job to ensure students have access to Rohypnol pills in order...

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