Article 6E4SB 45-Year-Old Reverse-Aging Billionaire Announces His Dick Finally As Small As Baby’s

45-Year-Old Reverse-Aging Billionaire Announces His Dick Finally As Small As Baby’s

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LOS ANGELES-Reaching an extraordinary milestone in his quest for longevity, 45-year-old tech billionaire Bryan Johnson announced Thursday that his penis was finally as small as a baby's. Harnessing the power of biohacking, I've managed to shrink my penis from adult to prepubescent and, finally, to infantile," said...

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