Article 6EBKY Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze

Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze

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WASHINGTON-Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lest they too should freeze. Good people! Gaze not upon the senator's visage or you may be struck dumb...

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