Article 6EFB3 Local Hero Makes It Almost Entire Day Without Molesting Child

Local Hero Makes It Almost Entire Day Without Molesting Child

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UTICA, NY-Nearly maintaining the moral standard from sunup to sundown, local hero Nathan Cessner reportedly made it almost an entire day this week without molesting a child. I think he and his ability to not sexually assault minors for a period approaching 24 hours embodies something we should all strive toward,"...

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